"Ehem, you really shouldn't get to know me..." / "Yay!" / "You had phoned me?" "Yes, ha ha, I may be dying." / "...Why...?" "'Cause Samuel Barnett and Jamie Parker are like best pals and they tweet each other the funniest things, I'm dying!" / "Oh." "Wait a sec, I'll read you one of them..." / "...Okay. Did you have anything else to say?" "Not really, bye!" "...Byee." / "On a scale of 1 to 10 my awkwardness and no-life are at least around 30."