"Mom, guess what I would have done if Haavisto hadn't made it to the second round?" "Well?" / "I would have probably voted Donald Duck." / "I wouldn't have wanted not to vote but neither to vote someone else, so I would have been ridiculous then." / "On second thoughts, I wouldn't want to vote Donald Duck either, he'd be a horrible president." / "I could have voted Mycroft Holmes." "Or then just write the number 2 down and vote Haavisto anyway." / "That's true. That's what I would have done." / Luckily I can now vote Haavisto for real.