"I should dress up like a charming person tomorrow." "What the heck am I going to wear?" / The first clothing crisis in a loooong time.

Edit: I found a black sequin-decorated dress from the back of the closet, and I don't have to iron it. / Problem solved. Even though little brother's comment...

"What is that?" "...A dress?" / "I have never seen you wearing anything like that." "Well yeah I guess you have not." / Must have been those sequins. I do have other dresses.